yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It's Friday. Sex?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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