Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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