so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
