We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
