just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
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This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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