so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
50% drunk capacity currently
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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