Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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