it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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