we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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