Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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