somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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