What a fucking waste of an outfit
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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