Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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