hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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