so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so that wasnt chicken after all
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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