it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
