Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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