Who did Billy Mays play for?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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