I don't think brook has ever known best
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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