Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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