My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
