Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
