This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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