Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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