The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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