Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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