i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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