I love black thongs
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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