I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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