so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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