I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Semen is not good for contacts.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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