Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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