What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Fuck appropriateness.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
is that a dick in a sweater?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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