I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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