walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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