they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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