This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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