what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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