butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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