Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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