he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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