Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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