North Korea, Best Korea!
is wine microwaveable?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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