its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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