So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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