New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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