My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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