My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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