Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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