I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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