I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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