Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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