we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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