she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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