Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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