Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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