I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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