I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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